Borrowing from cdcarter:
>> def method_missing s; s end
Now we can write like the English Romantics:
>> for desires in heaven do not always end or fade => :each
What’s the shortest way to get
irb to respond as follows?
=> some lovers remain unhappy even in paradise
I’m afraid that it’s not going to be very short. Maybe there’s a better closing line? Bonus if you keep up the rough anapests.